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A funny, relatable, and irreverent escape for comedy fans who are fed up with everything going on in the world but can still find humor in the dumb and dumber.

In this uproarious, honest, and biting collection of essays, stand-up comedian, Monsters of Rock morning show DJ, and Madhouse Magazine writer, Claudia Stavola shares her unapologetic rantings, true stories, lists, observations, silly solutions to serious problems, and absolute fury over inconsequential things like the shorts-all-year-long guy and Gwyneth Paltrows vagina candle, to more provocative topics such as angry patriotic guys, and dating show dimwits.

How many times a day do you shake your head in disbelief over other peoples behavior (and then take a picture of it to post on social media)? Have you ever wanted to choke out the self-absorbed idiots who have gender reveal parties with explosives in a desert? And how many people per day do you want to body slam for their crummy, juvenile Facebook posts?

There are plenty of guides for where to travel, what to eat, or what to watch before you die, but when youre flooded with antipathy over just about everything, its hard to know where to direct your disdain.

Claudia is here to help! 100 Things to Hate Before You Die is an easy-to-read collection of fiery musings that will help you focus on what to hate and why.

Get ready for a ride of emotionsyoull go from pissed off to more pissed offbut in the most hilarious, engaging, and funny way possible.

So sit back, light your vag candle (as long as youre not at a gender reveal during a drought), and get ready to laugh!

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"Great, funny book. Check it out. Ive got mine!" - Ronnie "The Limo Driver" Mund, The Howard Stern Show

Youll be thoroughly entertained and in awe of how comedian Claudia Stavolas raucous sarcasm mirrors your inner most thoughts in this hilarious collection of easy-to-read essays. With her witty and insightful observations, shes like a modern-day George Carlin, except hairier. (Hey, shes Italian. She was born with a mustache).

Stavola understands were living in sensitive times and the word "hate" is controversial, so she doesnt use it loosely. She only uses it for serious infractions like gender reveal parties, guys who wear shorts when its forty below, and Gwyneth Paltrows vagina candle.

100 Things to Hate Before You Die is astute, honest, and laugh-out-loud funny. Claudia shares her aggravation over a range of topics from mundane things like Fakebook, crappy gift-givers, and ukuleles on talent show auditions, to more thought-provoking topics such as adult babies, fake "girl power," and the death of Eddie Van Halen.

Delivered with razor-sharp force, Stavolas hysterical and unique takes on everyday dbags makes this not only a great read for comedy lovers, but a must-read. So sit back, light your vag candle, and laugh your a off (unless you paid for one of those giant fake ones).

...(*_*)9781737771524_

"Great, funny book. Check it out. I've got mine!" - Ronnie "The Limo Driver" Mund, The Howard Stern Show

You'll be thoroughly entertained and in awe of how comedian Claudia Stavola's raucous sarcasm mirrors your inner most thoughts in this hilarious collection of easy-to-read essays. With her witty and insightful observations, she's like a modern-day George Carlin, except hairier. (Hey, she's Italian. She was born with a mustache).

Stavola understands we're living in sensitive times and the word "hate" is controversial, so she doesn't use it loosely. She only uses it for serious infractions like gender reveal parties, guys who wear shorts when it's forty below, and Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle.

Delivered with razor-sharp force, Stavola's hysterical and unique takes on everyday d*****bags makes this not only a great read for comedy lovers, but a must-read. So sit back, light your vag candle, and laugh your a** off (unless you paid for one of those giant fake ones).

100 Things to Hate Before You Die

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