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7440057Bagel: Holey Ambitionshttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/bagel--holey-ambitions-9798316982288/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/7038524/image.jpg?v=638795831469230000102102MXNPaul CuffeInStock/Ebooks/<p>What if a bagel wasnt just food but a way of life?</p><p>Welcome to Holey Ambitions, the first sacred text of Crumbisma philosophy born from toaster trauma, dairy-based self-reflection, and the burning need to find meaning in a round carbohydrate with a hole in the middle.</p><p>This is not a cookbook.<br />This is a toasted spiritual journeythrough cream cheese, shame, burnt fingers, and emotional growth.</p><p>Inside this entirely real and deeply stupid book, youll discover:</p><ul><li>The existential meaning of the bagel hole</li><li>Why cinnamon raisin is proof that evil walks among us</li><li>How to survive emergency freezer-bagel situations</li><li>A glossary of emotionally unstable carb terminology</li><li>And the foundations of your new belief system: The Cult of Carbs</li></ul><p>Whether youre a brunch philosopher, an anxious eater, or just someone whos ever stared into a toaster and seen your soul, Holey Ambitions will hold your hand, slap it away, then offer you a butter knife.</p><p>Join the movement.<br />Spread the schmear.<br />Find your crumb of truth.</p><p>Perfect for fans of absurd humor, existential nonsense, breakfast cults, and people who are tired of pretending kale is personality.</p>...7069158Bagel: Holey Ambitions102102https://www.gandhi.com.mx/bagel--holey-ambitions-9798316982288/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/7038524/image.jpg?v=638795831469230000InStockMXN99999DIEbook2025Inglés