1117591Ducktownhttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/ducktown-1/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/966113/a3fa182c-ac98-4573-b8ad-6362ff043b40.jpg?v=6383370911919000004343MXNEdward YankieInStock/Ebooks/A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head.  Bartender says, "Can I help you?"  Ducks says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?"  Thats the legend, anyway, but the facts, and what happened later, are more complicated.  I ought to know because Im that duck-- Mr. Mister Odysseus Duck, and yes thats two misters.  The bartender is a real loser named Jake Singleton, and the first part of the book, They Called Him Mister, is narrated by him.  He spends his whole life slicing limes to put into bottles of Coronas and acting like a real serving wench.  I kick his ass over and over to teach him a profound Zen lesson, which I hope he profits from, but he never learns.  He thinks hes hot shit on a silver platter, but hes really cold boogers on a paper plate.  The second part of the book, Bernie, Jake, and Mister Go To Town, is narrated by Bernie Rosenbaum, accountant turned performance artist, and hes the guy whos head I ride around on.  They compare him to Buster Keaton in the Times, but I know for a fact hes not funny.  And if you think Im gonna give away any plot points about that, gentle reader, you can go sit on a rocket and do twirls. But Ill give you a hint.  Someone whos really asking for it has something bad happen to him in a comedic way.  The third part of the book, My Extraordinary Rendition, is narrated by me, and thats of course the most ingenious part of the book.  Its about how I triumph as the worlds best insult comic and champion of the game of pool.  And how I own any town Im in, and how every town is in that sense Ducktown.  What is the nature of reality, you may ask, after reading this book.  Im growing tired of you, gentle reader, and I havent even met you yet!...1110241Ducktown4343https://www.gandhi.com.mx/ducktown-1/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/966113/a3fa182c-ac98-4573-b8ad-6362ff043b40.jpg?v=638337091191900000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20139780992020309_W3siaWQiOiJlMmJkNjc2My1lNzUyLTRkMDUtOTQ4Yy1iYTVjMmQ5MThlZWYiLCJsaXN0UHJpY2UiOjQxLCJkaXNjb3VudCI6MCwic2VsbGluZ1ByaWNlIjo0MSwiaW5jbHVkZXNUYXgiOnRydWUsInByaWNlVHlwZSI6IklwcCIsImN1cnJlbmN5IjoiTVhOIiwiZnJvbSI6IjIwMjQtMTEtMDhUMDU6MDA6MDBaIiwidG8iOiIyMDI0LTExLTMwVDIzOjU5OjU5WiIsInJlZ2lvbiI6Ik1YIiwiaXNQcmVvcmRlciI6ZmFsc2V9LHsiaWQiOiI3OGYzMjk2Zi0wOTJmLTQ0ZDEtYTZkMi1iMDJmMDQ3YTllOWQiLCJsaXN0UHJpY2UiOjQzLCJkaXNjb3VudCI6MCwic2VsbGluZ1ByaWNlIjo0MywiaW5jbHVkZXNUYXgiOnRydWUsInByaWNlVHlwZSI6IklwcCIsImN1cnJlbmN5IjoiTVhOIiwiZnJvbSI6IjIwMjQtMTItMDFUMDA6MDA6MDBaIiwicmVnaW9uIjoiTVgiLCJpc1ByZW9yZGVyIjpmYWxzZX1d9780992020309_A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head.  Bartender says, Can I help you?  Ducks says, Yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?  Thats the legend, anyway, but the facts, and what happened later, are more complicated.  I ought to know because Im that duck-- Mr. Mister Odysseus Duck, and yes thats two misters.  The bartender is a real loser named Jake Singleton, and the first part of the book, They Called Him Mister, is narrated by him.  He spends his whole life slicing limes to put into bottles of Coronas and acting like a real serving wench.  I kick his ass over and over to teach him a profound Zen lesson, which I hope he profits from, but he never learns.  He thinks hes hot shit on a silver platter, but hes really cold boogers on a paper plate.  The second part of the book, Bernie, Jake, and Mister Go To Town, is narrated by Bernie Rosenbaum, accountant turned performance artist, and hes the guy whos head I ride around on.  They compare him to Buster Keaton in the Times, but I know for a fact hes not funny.  And if you think Im gonna give away any plot points about that, gentle reader, you can go sit on a rocket and do twirls. But Ill give you a hint.  Someone whos really asking for it has something bad happen to him in a comedic way.  The third part of the book, My Extraordinary Rendition, is narrated by me, and thats of course the most ingenious part of the book.  Its about how I triumph as the worlds best insult comic and champion of the game of pool.  And how I own any town Im in, and how every town is in that sense Ducktown.  What is the nature of reality, you may ask, after reading this book.  Im growing tired of you, gentle reader, and I havent even met you yet!(*_*)9780992020309_A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head.  Bartender says, "Can I help you?"  Ducks says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?"  Thats the legend, anyway, but the facts, and what happened later, are more complicated.  I ought to know because Im that duck-- Mr. Mister Odysseus Duck, and yes thats two misters.  The bartender is a real loser named Jake Singleton, and the first part of the book, They Called Him Mister, is narrated by him.  He spends his whole life slicing limes to put into bottles of Coronas and acting like a real serving wench.  I kick his ass over and over to teach him a profound Zen lesson, which I hope he profits from, but he never learns.  He thinks hes hot shit on a silver platter, but hes really cold boogers on a paper plate.  The second part of the book, Bernie, Jake, and Mister Go To Town, is narrated by Bernie Rosenbaum, accountant turned performance artist, and hes the guy whos head I ride around on.  They compare him to Buster Keaton in the Times, but I know for a fact hes not funny.  And if you think Im gonna give away any plot points about that, gentle reader, you can go sit on a rocket and do twirls. But Ill give you a hint.  Someone whos really asking for it has something bad happen to him in a comedic way.  The third part of the book, My Extraordinary Rendition, is narrated by me, and thats of course the most ingenious part of the book.  Its about how I triumph as the worlds best insult comic and champion of the game of pool.  And how I own any town Im in, and how every town is in that sense Ducktown.  What is the nature of reality, you may ask, after reading this book.  Im growing tired of you, gentle reader, and I havent even met you yet!...9780992020309_Edward Yankielibro_electonico_a0856516-fad4-3576-a5d1-80def468cf7f_9780992020309;9780992020309_9780992020309Edward YankieInglésMéxicohttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/e7cd5b81-19d3-4ea0-8e32-65ef27eb4689-epub-13a41e22-8ab2-472f-8b6a-275523d69cff.epub2013-07-03T00:00:00+00:00Edward Yankie