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3159521Elvirus: Elvi-Geddon, Dawn of the Elvi Invasionhttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/elvirus-elvi-geddon-dawn-of-the-elvi-invasion-9781311047281/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/2648174/51e74406-1c15-4869-8343-8a2bb25ae39c.jpg?v=638384263614100000MXNDave EhlertOutOfStock/Ebooks/<p>The story of an insidious plot to infect the worlds population with a mutant gene that causes ordinary people to become Elvis Impersonators. In 1965, twelve years before Elvis Presley met his untimely death, there were only a hundred Elvis Impersonators World-wide. In 2017, the 40th anniversary of the Kings death, estimates are that there will be over 100,000 of these misguided, often musically challenged and most always psychologically damaged creatures. Never before has society witnessed such a rapid growth in a segment of society heretofore thought of as benign although highly nauseating to normal folks. The explosion in the population of these ersatz Kings of Rock n Roll has inspired social forensic scientists to theorize what caused this phenomenon. What they found is both surprising and disturbing.<br />Documents have revealed that the source of the problem can be traced back to the spread of a mutant organism starting with the million plus visitors to Graceland in the aftermath of his death and continuing to this day. Graceland has been established as being second only to the White House in most visited personal residences. This organism finds a host in these myriads and, those infected become carriers of the gene. When the carrier passes that virus laden gene onto a susceptible victim, the victim has no choice but to become an Elvis Impersonator. One telling event showing the sinister nature of the progression was a macabre Elvis Happening during the Bi-Centennial Celebration when 200 Elvis Impersonators were crammed on a barge floating down the Potomac. Where on earth was the CDC? The sinking of that mutant gene carrying barge would have been worth a million vaccinations! As the situation gets worse the outbreak of Elvis Zombies intensifies and Elvi are replicating, spawning hot spots of Elvi popping up all over the world. Just watching an Elvi sing could risk coming in contact with the mutant gene and becoming one of the Elvi Zombies. Will this continue until every last person on earth surrenders to Elviurs? Who or what can defeat this menace? As you sit feeling safe in your home, can you feel the effects of Elvirus? Have you been humming an Elvis song as you read this?</p>...3095581Elvirus: Elvi-Geddon, Dawn of the Elvi Invasion00https://www.gandhi.com.mx/elvirus-elvi-geddon-dawn-of-the-elvi-invasion-9781311047281/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/2648174/51e74406-1c15-4869-8343-8a2bb25ae39c.jpg?v=638384263614100000OutOfStockMXN0DIEbook20149781311047281_W3siaWQiOiJlZTY2NGFkMS1mYTQ4LTQ4MGYtYTczYy05ODk2NDI1NThlMTYiLCJsaXN0UHJpY2UiOjk0LCJkaXNjb3VudCI6MCwic2VsbGluZ1ByaWNlIjo5NCwiaW5jbHVkZXNUYXgiOnRydWUsInByaWNlVHlwZSI6IklwcCIsImN1cnJlbmN5IjoiTVhOIiwiZnJvbSI6IjIwMjQtMDUtMTVUMTU6MDA6MDBaIiwicmVnaW9uIjoiTVgiLCJpc1ByZW9yZGVyIjpmYWxzZX1d9781311047281_<p>The story of an insidious plot to infect the worlds population with a mutant gene that causes ordinary people to become Elvis Impersonators. In 1965, twelve years before Elvis Presley met his untimely death, there were only a hundred Elvis Impersonators World-wide. In 2017, the 40th anniversary of the Kings death, estimates are that there will be over 100,000 of these misguided, often musically challenged and most always psychologically damaged creatures. Never before has society witnessed such a rapid growth in a segment of society heretofore thought of as benign although highly nauseating to normal folks. The explosion in the population of these ersatz Kings of Rock n Roll has inspired social forensic scientists to theorize what caused this phenomenon. What they found is both surprising and disturbing.<br />Documents have revealed that the source of the problem can be traced back to the spread of a mutant organism starting with the million plus visitors to Graceland in the aftermath of his death and continuing to this day. Graceland has been established as being second only to the White House in most visited personal residences. This organism finds a host in these myriads and, those infected become carriers of the gene. When the carrier passes that virus laden gene onto a susceptible victim, the victim has no choice but to become an Elvis Impersonator. One telling event showing the sinister nature of the progression was a macabre Elvis Happening during the Bi-Centennial Celebration when 200 Elvis Impersonators were crammed on a barge floating down the Potomac. Where on earth was the CDC? The sinking of that mutant gene carrying barge would have been worth a million vaccinations! As the situation gets worse the outbreak of Elvis Zombies intensifies and Elvi are replicating, spawning hot spots of Elvi popping up all over the world. Just watching an Elvi sing could risk coming in contact with the mutant gene and becoming one of the Elvi Zombies. Will this continue until every last person on earth surrenders to Elviurs? Who or what can defeat this menace? As you sit feeling safe in your home, can you feel the effects of Elvirus? Have you been humming an Elvis song as you read this?</p>...9781311047281_Dave Ehlertlibro_electonico_e2dfc2da-acef-3ca0-a686-5d12de882040_9781311047281;9781311047281_9781311047281Dave EhlertInglésMéxicohttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/smashwords-epub-796fcf09-e476-479c-ad4f-25b2cd042933.epub2014-08-25T00:00:00+00:00Dave Ehlert