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Dive into a world where centuries-old curses meet modern-day madness in this hilariously chaotic cozy urban fantasy! Cordelia, a vampire countess with a taste for fine art and love affairs, finds her past literally staring back at her from a stolen Titian portrait. But this isnt your typical midnight museum heistLorenzo, her Venetian painter ex, is trapped within the canvas, his soul fragmented by ancient treachery.

From museum heists to reality TV nightmares, Cordelias life spirals into a whirlwind of absurdity. When Lorenzos curse causes a clueless TV producer to turn Lorenzos haunted painting into a viral sensation, complete with snobbish art critiques and accidental poltergeists, Cordelia must juggle her immortal secrets with the chaos of prime-time television. And just when you think things cant get weirder, shadow voices, spiritual therapists, and a desperate attempt to reap a soul throw Cordelias world into even more comedic disarray.

Get ready for a wild ride through art galleries, TV studios, and the very depths of immortal angst. Can Cordelia protect Lorenzos soul, survive the internets insatiable hunger for viral memes, and maybe, just maybe, teach a few reality TV producers a lesson theyll never forget? Find out in a story where vampires, art, and reality TV collide in the most hilariously unexpected ways!

This is a novella length story of about 30.000 words.

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Six hundred years is a long time to keep a secret. Especially when reality TV comes knocking.

Cordelia, Countess of Montserrat, is an ancient vampire with impeccable taste, a sprawling penthouse, and a past she prefers to keep buried. But when a centuries-old portraita painting of her, gifted by a long-lost friendsurfaces in a museum, she resolves to reclaim it. Her simple heist turns complicated when she discovers the painting holds the fragmented soul of its creator, Lorenzo, trapped by a dark curse.

Before she can unravel the mystery, a bumbling reality TV producer stumbles upon the cursed artwork and sees ratings gold. Suddenly, Cordelia is thrust into the spotlight, forced to play a fake medium on a show called "Artful Spirits" to protect Lorenzos secret and her own. Navigating clueless producers, viral internet fame, and Lorenzos increasingly sarcastic ghostly critiques might be more dangerous than any enemy shes faced in centuries. Can this immortal aristocrat survive the absurdity of modern fame, free her friends soul, and keep her fangs out of the tabloids?

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Fangs, Fame And Fine Art - How to Survive a Reality TV Show When Youre a Vampire

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