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7131381Fck Black Friday: Your Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypsehttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/fck-black-friday--your-guide-to-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse-9798230680208/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/6678106/image.jpg?v=6386860944698000008282MXNGandhiInStock/Ebooks/<p>Ready to survive retails biggest battleground? "<em><strong>Fck Black Friday</strong></em>" is your sardonic salvation, packed with brutally honest advice and laugh-out-loud strategies for conquering (or avoiding) the shopping apocalypse. This isnt your grandmothers shopping guide its a no-holds-barred survival manual for the modern consumer.</p><p>Inside, youll discover:</p><ul><li>Battle-tested tactics for navigating crowded stores without losing your sanity</li><li>The art of strategic procrastination and why early birds might be getting the wrong worm</li><li>A comprehensive survival kit checklist (including emergency chocolate)</li><li>Psychological warfare techniques for dealing with line-cutters and cart-rammers</li><li>The sacred art of not giving a fck when deals arent worth the drama</li></ul><p>Whether youre a seasoned Black Friday warrior or a conscious objector, this guide offers equal parts practical advice and therapeutic humor. Learn when to fight for that doorbuster deal and when to say "fck it" and shop online instead.</p><p>Perfect for anyone whos ever questioned their life choices while standing in a pre-dawn shopping line or stress-eaten their way through a mall parking lot.</p>...6796654Fck Black Friday: Your Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse8282https://www.gandhi.com.mx/fck-black-friday--your-guide-to-surviving-the-zombie-apocalypse-9798230680208/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/6678106/image.jpg?v=638686094469800000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20249798230680208_W3siaWQiOiJkZWI4ODBiNy1lOGE1LTQ3MjktOTJmNS1hNDkxMjRiMDg0ZWIiLCJsaXN0UHJpY2UiOjgwLCJkaXNjb3VudCI6MCwic2VsbGluZ1ByaWNlIjo4MCwiaW5jbHVkZXNUYXgiOnRydWUsInByaWNlVHlwZSI6IklwcCIsImN1cnJlbmN5IjoiTVhOIiwiZnJvbSI6IjIwMjQtMTItMDFUMDA6MDA6MDBaIiwicmVnaW9uIjoiTVgiLCJpc1ByZW9yZGVyIjpmYWxzZX1d9798230680208_<p>Ready to survive retails biggest battleground? "<em><strong>Fck Black Friday</strong></em>" is your sardonic salvation, packed with brutally honest advice and laugh-out-loud strategies for conquering (or avoiding) the shopping apocalypse. This isnt your grandmothers shopping guide its a no-holds-barred survival manual for the modern consumer.</p><p>Inside, youll discover:</p><ul><li>Battle-tested tactics for navigating crowded stores without losing your sanity</li><li>The art of strategic procrastination and why early birds might be getting the wrong worm</li><li>A comprehensive survival kit checklist (including emergency chocolate)</li><li>Psychological warfare techniques for dealing with line-cutters and cart-rammers</li><li>The sacred art of not giving a fck when deals arent worth the drama</li></ul><p>Whether youre a seasoned Black Friday warrior or a conscious objector, this guide offers equal parts practical advice and therapeutic humor. Learn when to fight for that doorbuster deal and when to say "fck it" and shop online instead.</p><p>Perfect for anyone whos ever questioned their life choices while standing in a pre-dawn shopping line or stress-eaten their way through a mall parking lot.</p>...9798230680208_Alston Alika Albaradolibro_electonico_9798230680208_9798230680208Alston AlikaInglésMéxicohttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/draft2digital_ipp-epub-555a3e7e-87a2-410e-b5dc-0d131b556521.epub2024-11-18T00:00:00+00:00Alston Alika Albarado