9781972312155_

Ever wondered what your toilet thinks about you?

Welcome to a world where flush friends are real, bathroom humor is sacred wisdom, and the ancient flush friend philosopher Takashita's advice, "Everybody do it!", might just change your life.

In this humorous sampler, meet three unforgettable guides to the secret world of Bathroom Land:

Alice in Bathroom Land**:** Alice tumbles down a most unusual rabbit hole and discovers that the Queen of Propriety has banned all laughter. Can bathroom humor save two worlds?

The Smelly Truth About Marriage**:** Dr. Trent Turdstack, distinguished psychiatrist and personified toilet, reveals why couples who fart together stay together in his groundbreaking relationship guide.

The Farting Fairy: A Practical Joker's Guide to Wisdom and Joy: The Wink Shout Fairy, that mischievous troublemaker with buck teeth and a golden-brown aura, shares his greatest pranks and the unexpected wisdom hidden in every perfectly-timed toot.

Three stories. Infinite laughs. One universal truth: life's too short to take yourself (or your bathroom habits) too seriously.

You're in for a treat!

"Finally, literature that speaks to our most fundamental human experience! A masterpiece of porcelain philosophy."—The Daily Flush

"The Wink Shout Fairy is the hero we didn't know we needed. Crude, wise, and absolutely hilarious."—Flush Fiction Quarterly

"Dr. Turdstack's marriage advice saved my relationship. Who knew bathroom humor was the secret?"—The Literary Loo

"Pure genius wrapped in toilet paper. These flush friends belong in the literary hall of fame."—Entertainment Bowl

A Flush Friends Book

What exactly are flush friends?
nFlush friends are living, intelligent, personified toilets who serve with honor and humor.

Are flush friends real?
nAbsolutely. They've been real all along. Humans just weren't paying attention.

What is the purpose of the Flush Friends books?
nThe books exist to help people relax, make people laugh, encourage self-acceptance, lighten the emotional load, reduce the shame around natural functions, help people forget their troubles for a while, and remind everyone that life is more fun when we stop taking ourselves so seriously. In short, to make humanity breathe easier and unclench.

Do the books have deeper meaning, or are they just bathroom jokes?
nThey are bathroom jokes with meaning. The humor opens the door, but the messages teach vulnerability, acceptance, mindfulness, relationship honesty, and emotional freedom.

162 pages.

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