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658543Geoffrey the Bard and the Golden Phallacy: An Erotic Fairy Talehttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/geoffrey-the-bard-and-the-golden-phallacy-an-erotic-fairy-tale-1/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/691812/6ec046a8-da63-431c-9e8e-89494964e008.jpg?v=6383358201554000008585MXNElliot SilvestriInStock/Ebooks/<p>Geoffrey Goodrick is a handsome and talented bard, both in and out of the bedroom. What he is not is brave. Finding himself lost in the woods after abandoning his friends to a fate possibly worse than death, he encounters a pixie. Befriending and bedding a pixie wont save his friends, but it will serve as a useful distraction in avoiding his magically imposed quest to find the Golden Phallacy.</p><p>As it turns out, Belledane Wormhole isnt just any pixie, shes the one who can help him on his questif she can stay focused on something other than Geoffreys bedroom talents.</p><p>This is a 35,000 word erotic novella that contains explicit sex and sexual descriptions, including between humans and magical-fantasy creatures, sex magic between characters, group sex, complicated sexual relationships, and other sexually explicit themes and language that not all members of the public will enjoy.</p><p>All characters are 18 or older. Originally published in three parts.</p><p>Excerpt:</p><p>I loved your song.</p><p>Thank you kindly.</p><p>Can I see your manhood? she asked.</p><p>Wh-wh-what?</p><p>Boy pixies have such tiny things. Youre a human. Youre a giant! You must have a giant manhood!</p><p>Geoffrey didnt know what to think. While he had never had a complaint from any of his lovers, he was a realistic man when it came to the art of love and knew his tool, while more than measuring up against any other man, was by no means giant-sized.</p><p>Then again, from her perspective, a man-dagger the size of his pinky finger would be enormous.</p><p>All of my lovers have found me well-equipped, he said with a smile.</p>656970Geoffrey the Bard and the Golden Phallacy: An Erotic Fairy Tale8585https://www.gandhi.com.mx/geoffrey-the-bard-and-the-golden-phallacy-an-erotic-fairy-tale-1/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/691812/6ec046a8-da63-431c-9e8e-89494964e008.jpg?v=638335820155400000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20209780463495872_W3siaWQiOiIzODVlMTMzNy00N2QyLTRhNjMtOGJlNi04MjliNDU2Mjg3ZWEiLCJsaXN0UHJpY2UiOjg1LCJkaXNjb3VudCI6MCwic2VsbGluZ1ByaWNlIjo4NSwiaW5jbHVkZXNUYXgiOnRydWUsInByaWNlVHlwZSI6IklwcCIsImN1cnJlbmN5IjoiTVhOIiwiZnJvbSI6IjIwMjItMTEtMjlUMjE6MDA6MDBaIiwicmVnaW9uIjoiTVgiLCJpc1ByZW9yZGVyIjpmYWxzZX1d9780463495872_<p>Geoffrey Goodrick is a handsome and talented bard, both in and out of the bedroom. What he is not is brave. Finding himself lost in the woods after abandoning his friends to a fate possibly worse than death, he encounters a pixie. Befriending and bedding a pixie wont save his friends, but it will serve as a useful distraction in avoiding his magically imposed quest to find the Golden Phallacy.</p><p>As it turns out, Belledane Wormhole isnt just any pixie, shes the one who can help him on his questif she can stay focused on something other than Geoffreys bedroom talents.</p><p>This is a 35,000 word erotic novella that contains explicit sex and sexual descriptions, including between humans and magical-fantasy creatures, sex magic between characters, group sex, complicated sexual relationships, and other sexually explicit themes and language that not all members of the public will enjoy.</p><p>All characters are 18 or older. Originally published in three parts.</p><p>Excerpt:</p><p>I loved your song.</p><p>Thank you kindly.</p><p>Can I see your manhood? she asked.</p><p>Wh-wh-what?</p><p>Boy pixies have such tiny things. Youre a human. Youre a giant! You must have a giant manhood!</p><p>Geoffrey didnt know what to think. While he had never had a complaint from any of his lovers, he was a realistic man when it came to the art of love and knew his tool, while more than measuring up against any other man, was by no means giant-sized.</p><p>Then again, from her perspective, a man-dagger the size of his pinky finger would be enormous.</p><p>All of my lovers have found me well-equipped, he said with a smile.</p>9780463495872_Elliot Silvestric271e1a5-58d9-3a8b-8239-783fe604f635_9780463495872;9780463495872_9780463495872Elliot SilvestriInglésMéxicohttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/smashwords_level45-epub-a1b2aa8a-8f3a-4172-8db9-86320610ed1b.epub2020-09-11T00:00:00+00:00Elliot Silvestri