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Shadows of Success: Ninja Techniques for Corporate Survival
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5866180Shadows of Success: Ninja Techniques for Corporate Survivalhttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/shadows-of-success--ninja-techniques-for-corporate-survival-9798227334497/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/5416819/image.jpg?v=6386587680520000008282MXNGaurav GargInStock/Ebooks/5582165Shadows of Success: Ninja Techniques for Corporate Survival8282https://www.gandhi.com.mx/shadows-of-success--ninja-techniques-for-corporate-survival-9798227334497/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/5416819/image.jpg?v=638658768052000000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20249798227334497_W3siaWQiOiIyNGJhZjgyYy1mMWI1LTQzOTQtODQwZS1hOGRkNDFlY2NjZWIiLCJsaXN0UHJpY2UiOjgwLCJkaXNjb3VudCI6MCwic2VsbGluZ1ByaWNlIjo4MCwiaW5jbHVkZXNUYXgiOnRydWUsInByaWNlVHlwZSI6IklwcCIsImN1cnJlbmN5IjoiTVhOIiwiZnJvbSI6IjIwMjQtMTItMDFUMDA6MDA6MDBaIiwicmVnaW9uIjoiTVgiLCJpc1ByZW9yZGVyIjpmYWxzZX1d9798227334497_<p>Ah, the corporate world. A place where dreams go to die and Excel spreadsheets go to multiply. Or is it? What if I told you that beneath the surface of mind-numbing meetings and soul-crushing cubicles lies a secret world of corporate ninjas, silently shaping the fate of companies and careers alike?</p><p>Welcome, dear reader, to "The Art of the Corporate Ninja: Succeeding in Business Without Losing Your Soul (or Your Mind)". If youve picked up this book, chances are youre either:</p><p>A bright-eyed newcomer to the corporate jungle, eager to learn its ways (bless your heart)</p><p>A battle-hardened veteran, wondering if theres more to life than TPS reports</p><p>Someone who accidentally grabbed this instead of "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" (honest mistake, theyre practically the same thing)</p><p>Regardless of which category you fall into, strap in. Youre about to embark on a journey that will transform you from a mere corporate drone into a lean, mean, PowerPoint-presenting machine.</p><p>"In the world of business, the people who are most successful are those who are doing what they love." - Warren Buffett</p><p>Okay, thats a nice quote and all, but lets be real. Not all of us can be Warren Buffett, sipping on Cherry Coke while making billion-dollar decisions. Some of us are just trying to make it through the day without stapling our tie to important documents or falling asleep in a meeting about meetings.</p><p>Thats where the art of the corporate ninja comes in. This book will teach you how to:</p><p>Navigate office politics with the stealth of a shadow</p><p>Deliver presentations that dont put people to sleep (a true superpower)</p><p>Master the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing</p><p>Climb the corporate ladder without stepping on too many fingers</p><p>And most importantly, maintain your sanity and sense of humor in a world gone mad</p><p>But wait, theres more! Unlike other business books that take themselves way too seriously, this one comes with a healthy dose of sarcasm, pop culture references, and the occasional dad joke. Because lets face it, if you cant laugh at the absurdity of corporate life, youre in for a long, dreary career.</p><p>So whether youre aiming for the corner office or just trying to survive until Friday, this book has something for you. Its part survival guide, part comedy routine, and part Zen koan (yes, really). By the time youre done, youll be slicing through red tape with the precision of a samurai sword and deflecting pointless emails faster than Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix.</p><p>A word of warning: reading this book may cause uncontrollable eye-rolling, sudden outbursts of laughter, and a strong desire to karate chop your keyboard. Side effects may include increased productivity, better work-life balance, and the ability to see through corporate BS from a mile away.</p><p>Ready to unleash your inner corporate ninja? Turn the page, young grasshopper. Your journey to business badassery begins now.</p><p>Oh, and if your boss catches you reading this at work, just tell them its a very serious book about synergizing paradigms and leveraging core competencies. Theyll either be impressed or so confused theyll leave you alone. Win-win.</p><p>Now, lets begin our training. Hajime!</p>...9798227334497_Gaurav Garglibro_electonico_9798227334497_9798227334497Gaurav GargInglésMéxicohttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/draft2digital_ipp-epub-2ea9916f-34e8-4edb-87d2-4bd9856949e4.epub2024-08-07T00:00:00+00:00Gaurav Garg