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3819498Shit My Dad Sayshttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/shit-my-dad-says-9780752227498/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/2498111/23f476b4-79d1-44a3-a79b-88fb79b269a4.jpg?v=638384057865930000203231MXNPan MacmillanInStock/Ebooks/<p><em>At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me</em></p><p>Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halperns philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair; and this is the sort of shit he says</p><p>You know, sometimes its nice having you around. But now aint one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, were not watching this bullshit.</p><p>Happy Birthday, I didnt get you a present Oh, mom got you one? Well, thats from me then, too unless its shitty.</p><p>Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldnt stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.</p><p>The worst thing you can be is a liar . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.</p><p>Why the fk would I want to live to 100? Im 73 and shits starting to get boring. By the way, theres no money left when I go, just fyi.</p>...3755775Shit My Dad Says203231https://www.gandhi.com.mx/shit-my-dad-says-9780752227498/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/2498111/23f476b4-79d1-44a3-a79b-88fb79b269a4.jpg?v=638384057865930000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20109780752227498_W3siaWQiOiJkN2U2OWVhMC0wOTU2LTRmMjAtYmIxOS1jNDM3OWMyNjg3NjAiLCJsaXN0UHJpY2UiOjIzNCwiZGlzY291bnQiOjI4LCJzZWxsaW5nUHJpY2UiOjIwNiwiaW5jbHVkZXNUYXgiOnRydWUsInByaWNlVHlwZSI6Ildob2xlc2FsZSIsImN1cnJlbmN5IjoiTVhOIiwiZnJvbSI6IjIwMjQtMTItMDFUMDA6MDA6MDBaIiwicmVnaW9uIjoiTVgiLCJpc1ByZW9yZGVyIjpmYWxzZX1d9780752227498_<p><em>'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me…'</em></p><p>Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halpern’s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is ‘like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair’; and this is the sort of shit he says…</p><p>‘You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, we’re not watching this bullshit.’</p><p>‘Happy Birthday, I didn’t get you a present… Oh, mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then, too – unless it’s shitty.’</p><p>‘Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.’</p><p>‘The worst thing you can be is a liar . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.’</p><p>‘Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? I’m 73 and shit’s starting to get boring. By the way, there’s no money left when I go, just fyi.’</p>(*_*)9780752227498_<p><em>At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me</em></p><p>Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halperns philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair; and this is the sort of shit he says</p><p>You know, sometimes its nice having you around. But now aint one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, were not watching this bullshit.</p><p>Happy Birthday, I didnt get you a present Oh, mom got you one? Well, thats from me then, too unless its shitty.</p><p>Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldnt stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.</p><p>The worst thing you can be is a liar . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.</p><p>Why the fk would I want to live to 100? Im 73 and shits starting to get boring. By the way, theres no money left when I go, just fyi.</p>...9780752227498_Pan Macmillanlibro_electonico_a90e9f5d-17ff-4dd0-843d-4060f357e337_9780752227498;9780752227498_9780752227498Justin HalpernInglésMéxicohttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/macmillanuk-epub-32692bfa-1553-4b0a-947e-af1329f2f11a.epub2010-06-04T00:00:00+00:00Pan Macmillan