So, You Want to Date a Tech Bro? (Spoiler: Dont.)

Congratulations! Youve matched with a Tech Bro. Maybe he built a disruptive app that nobody asked for. Maybe he describes himself as an entrepreneur but lives with four roommates. Maybe he just pitched you a startup idea during your first date. Either way, welcome to the rollercoaster ride that is dating a man who thinks Web3 is a personality.

This hilariously brutal field guide will help you navigate, survive, and ultimately regret your decision to date a man whose primary relationship is with his second monitor. Youll learn:

?? Why he refers to your love life as an "MVP" (minimum viable product)
?? How to decode his texts ("Lets sync later" Hes ghosting you)
?? Why he still wears hoodies even though he has six-figure stock options
?? The warning signs that your next breakup will be sent via Google Docs

If youve ever dated a guy who uses the phrase scaling our relationship, this book is for you. It wont save you, but at least youll go into the next disaster fully informed.

?? WARNING: Side effects of reading this book may include deleting LinkedIn, blocking startup bros, and questioning every life choice that led you here.

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So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?

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