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7440043The Blasphemy Collectionhttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/the-blasphemy-collection-9798227123787/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/7038507/image.jpg?v=6387958129056300006161MXNGandhiInStock/Ebooks/7069121The Blasphemy Collection6161https://www.gandhi.com.mx/the-blasphemy-collection-9798227123787/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/7038507/image.jpg?v=638795812905630000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20259798227123787_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_<p>Welcome to the universe of Absurd to Illegala genre-defying, logic-abandoning, cosmic fever dream where satire meets psychedelia and the divine smokes blunts with the deranged. 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