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7496949The Odd-yssey of Odysseus: How to Spend 20 Years Getting Home Without Asking for Directionshttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/the-odd-yssey-of-odysseus--how-to-spend-20-years-getting-home-without-asking-for-directions-9798231882076/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/7101883/image.jpg?v=638817588648300000164164MXNGandhiInStock/Ebooks/<p><strong>??</strong> <em><strong>The Odd-yssey of Odysseus: How to Spend 20 Years Getting Home Without Asking for Directions</strong></em><br /><em>by Homer Sapien</em></p><p>Ever thought your commute was bad? Try being Odysseus war hero, ship captain, part-time cyclops stabber, and full-time expert in "taking the scenic route." In this epic (and epically avoidable) detour, Odysseus proves that with a little hubris, a dash of divine wrath, and absolutely zero interest in Google Maps, you too can turn a two-week journey into a two-decade disaster.</p><p>Join our navigationally-challenged protagonist as he offends gods, outwits monsters, and redefines the phrase "Im on my way home" all while his long-suffering wife Penelope weaves, waits, and probably wonders if he just didnt like being married.</p><p>From the genius mind of <em>Homer Sapien</em> the literary equivalent of a bard with a Wi-Fi signal comes the adventure of a lifetime, filled with sea monsters, seductive sorceresses, and more poor decision-making than your last group vacation. Its a tale so timeless, youll forget its been retold for 3,000 years.</p><p>Why read this book?</p><ul><li>Learn what <em>not</em> to do when angering a sea god.</li><li>Feel better about your own procrastination habits.</li><li>Discover the original king of gaslighting ("I <em>was</em> coming back, honey!").</li><li>Fall in love with Homer Sapiens other works, like <em>The Iliad: Bro Code Violations in Bronze Armor</em> and <em>Penelopes Guide to Dating While Widowed But Not Really</em>.</li></ul><p>So buckle up your sandals, dodge a few sirens, and prepare to be entertained. Odysseus may not have known where he was going, but Homer Sapien knows exactly how to get you hooked.</p>...7119154The Odd-yssey of Odysseus: How to Spend 20 Years Getting Home Without Asking for Directions164164https://www.gandhi.com.mx/the-odd-yssey-of-odysseus--how-to-spend-20-years-getting-home-without-asking-for-directions-9798231882076/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/7101883/image.jpg?v=638817588648300000InStockMXN99999DIEbook2025Inglés