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2759121The Stuporwoman Fileshttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/the-stuporwoman-files-9780595791743/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/2193774/0900b007-82d8-43e4-b792-f9ef73b886f3.jpg?v=638383638501600000129143MXNiUniverseInStock/Ebooks/<p>Newspaper humor columnist, public speaker, and playwright Monica Lewis laugh-out-loud observations on motherhood, relationships, balancing work and family, and the quirks of everyday life, hit home on every page.</p><p>On knowing youre too old to have a baby: "You know youre too old when, to you, a period is just something that goes at the end of a sentence."</p><p>On the irony of giving your kids a time-out: "Most parents would love the luxury of taking an hour to just sit in our rooms. Hell, Id even sit in the corner if it meant a moment or two of peace and quiet."</p><p>On helping your child with math homework: "Im hopeless at math. For me, Cardinal Numbers are the amount of red birds on the tree outside my bedroom window."</p><p>On Santa Claus: "If Santa was a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the store bag."</p><p>On Not Cleaning the Refrigerator: "If food were human, Id be considered a slumlord."</p>...2695011The Stuporwoman Files129143https://www.gandhi.com.mx/the-stuporwoman-files-9780595791743/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/2193774/0900b007-82d8-43e4-b792-f9ef73b886f3.jpg?v=638383638501600000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20059780595791743_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_<p>Newspaper humor columnist, public speaker, and playwright Monica Lewis laugh-out-loud observations on motherhood, relationships, balancing work and family, and the quirks of everyday life, hit home on every page.</p><p>On knowing youre too old to have a baby: You know youre too old when, to you, a period is just something that goes at the end of a sentence.</p><p>On the irony of giving your kids a time-out: Most parents would love the luxury of taking an hour to just sit in our rooms. Hell, Id even sit in the corner if it meant a moment or two of peace and quiet.</p><p>On helping your child with math homework: Im hopeless at math. For me, Cardinal Numbers are the amount of red birds on the tree outside my bedroom window.</p><p>On Santa Claus: If Santa was a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the store bag.</p><p>On Not Cleaning the Refrigerator: If food were human, Id be considered a slumlord.</p>(*_*)9780595791743_<p>Newspaper humor columnist, public speaker, and playwright Monica Lewis laugh-out-loud observations on motherhood, relationships, balancing work and family, and the quirks of everyday life, hit home on every page.</p><p>On knowing youre too old to have a baby: "You know youre too old when, to you, a period is just something that goes at the end of a sentence."</p><p>On the irony of giving your kids a time-out: "Most parents would love the luxury of taking an hour to just sit in our rooms. Hell, Id even sit in the corner if it meant a moment or two of peace and quiet."</p><p>On helping your child with math homework: "Im hopeless at math. For me, Cardinal Numbers are the amount of red birds on the tree outside my bedroom window."</p><p>On Santa Claus: "If Santa was a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the store bag."</p><p>On Not Cleaning the Refrigerator: "If food were human, Id be considered a slumlord."</p>...9780595791743_iUniverselibro_electonico_16f77892-3b9e-3b58-b279-ccd5148d690e_9780595791743;9780595791743_9780595791743Monica L.InglésMéxicohttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/ingram52-epub-f1e58aae-9cd0-4706-a2e0-7f207c03cf96.epub2005-03-03T00:00:00+00:00iUniverse