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2291620Trump Ninja vs. Area 51https://www.gandhi.com.mx/trump-ninja-vs-area-51-9781662281303/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/3965226/a96ad2ff-ab6b-413e-bfc7-6eb494a73e81.jpg?v=6383861448571000008181MXNTrump Ninja LLCInStock/Audiolibros/<p><em><strong>You didnt vote for him, but you sure as hell can laugh at him.</strong></em></p><p>Donald Trump DOES NOT want you to read his (<em>totally unauthorized and fictional</em>) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his "secret identity."</p><p>We see a narcissist.</p><p>But the president sees a ninja. <strong>Trump Ninja.</strong></p><p>Hes our overly-orange Duperhero who knows more than anyone else in the world about aliens, french fries, Keeping America an Embarrassment, and grabbing bikini babes by their whatevers.</p><p>In <em>Trump Ninja vs. Area 51</em>, our Colluder-in-Chief is determined to build a big beautiful wall around Area 51, to keep those unAmerican aliens out so they cant steal your tremendous low-paying American jobs and illegally use your non-universal healthcare.</p><p><strong>EXCERPT FROM CLASSIFIED ENTRY INCLUDED BELOW:</strong></p><p><em>Time for a little national security.</em></p><p><em>I dont think these grays should be allowed here, most of them. Im sure a lot of them are fine, a lot of them are very nice, good, decent people, these grays, but you cant let these very bad chicos come through.</em></p><p><em>So, I go to town. Believe me. Some of the best and strongest fighting theres ever been anywhere, probably. Probably the biggest fight in the world. Intergalactic. You wouldnt believe it.</em></p><p>Youre going to want to read this one right away.</p><p><strong><em>Trump Ninja vs. Area 51</em>. PAM! Go get it.</strong></p><p><em>Trump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best-seller list with the super-secret (aka fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen.</em> Trump Ninja vs. Area 51 <em>is book one in the seven-book</em> Trump Ninja <em>series. Get them all today!</em></p>...2227905Trump Ninja vs. Area 518181https://www.gandhi.com.mx/trump-ninja-vs-area-51-9781662281303/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/3965226/a96ad2ff-ab6b-413e-bfc7-6eb494a73e81.jpg?v=638386144857100000InStockMXN99999DIAudiolibro20209781662281303_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9781662281303_<p><em><strong>You didnt vote for him, but you sure as hell can laugh at him.</strong></em></p><p>Donald Trump DOES NOT want you to read his (<em>totally unauthorized and fictional</em>) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his secret identity.</p><p>We see a narcissist.</p><p>But the president sees a ninja. <strong>Trump Ninja.</strong></p><p>Hes our overly-orange Duperhero who knows more than anyone else in the world about aliens, french fries, Keeping America an Embarrassment, and grabbing bikini babes by their whatevers.</p><p>In <em>Trump Ninja vs. Area 51</em>, our Colluder-in-Chief is determined to build a big beautiful wall around Area 51, to keep those unAmerican aliens out so they cant steal your tremendous low-paying American jobs and illegally use your non-universal healthcare.</p><p><strong>EXCERPT FROM CLASSIFIED ENTRY INCLUDED BELOW:</strong></p><p><em>Time for a little national security.</em></p><p><em>I dont think these grays should be allowed here, most of them. Im sure a lot of them are fine, a lot of them are very nice, good, decent people, these grays, but you cant let these very bad chicos come through.</em></p><p><em>So, I go to town. Believe me. Some of the best and strongest fighting theres ever been anywhere, probably. Probably the biggest fight in the world. Intergalactic. You wouldnt believe it.</em></p><p>Youre going to want to read this one right away.</p><p><strong><em>Trump Ninja vs. Area 51</em>. PAM! Go get it.</strong></p><p><em>Trump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best-seller list with the super-secret (aka fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen.</em> Trump Ninja vs. Area 51 <em>is book one in the seven-book</em> Trump Ninja <em>series. Get them all today!</em></p>9781662281303_Trump Ninja LLCaudiolibro_ed6b99bd-ad8f-3248-9e58-a31470e6bde0_9781662281303;9781662281303_9781662281303Trump NinjaInglésMéxicoNoMINUTE2020-09-22T00:00:00+00:00Trump Ninja LLC