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1970926Vertical Lines IIhttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/vertical-lines-ii/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/1179999/cf4af475-f74f-48c7-8237-098fb95e4a99.jpg?v=638337550897700000184184MXNCrest Publications GroupInStock/Ebooks/1935045Vertical Lines II184184https://www.gandhi.com.mx/vertical-lines-ii/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/1179999/cf4af475-f74f-48c7-8237-098fb95e4a99.jpg?v=638337550897700000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20229798885266499_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9798885266499_<p>Book II is every bit as delightful as the original Vertical Lines - page after page of smiles, laughs, and sometimes outright guffaws. Both books are the perfect companions when you need a pick-me-up or just have a few minutes and want something light. And they never get old! Open to any page and see for yourself. Guaranteed to please!</p><p>Samples:</p><p>I asked my husband if I was the only one he had ever slept with. He said yes, all the others were nines or tens.</p><p>I went swimming today. I took a pee in the deep end. The lifeguard noticed and blew his fking whistle so loud, I almost fell in.</p><p>Good men are found in every corner of the Earth. Unfortunately, the Earth is round.</p><p>He: "I started seeing someone. She: "As in dating or hallucinations?"</p><p>I had my patience tested. Im negative.</p><p>I run like the winded.</p><p>I saw a sign that said, Watch for children and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.</p><p>Irony - the opposite of wrinkly.</p><p>Before was was was was, was was is.</p><p>Courage is knowing it might hurt and doing it anyway. Stupidity is exactly the same thing, and thats why life is hard.</p><p>Retired: I was tired yesterday and Im tired again today.</p><p>Dont be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs cant fly.</p><p>Every morning is the dawn of a new error.</p><p>My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.</p><p>I saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried. Onions was a good dog.</p><p>I threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing, so Im probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis.</p><p>I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.</p><p>I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.</p><p>I went on a date with a blonde last night. "Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child thats just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."</p><p>Im great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.</p><p>Ive been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think Ill start calling them traditions.</p><p>Im writing a book about all the things I should be doing with my life. Its an oughtobiography.</p><p>The ideal man doesnt smoke, doesnt drink, doesnt do drugs, doesnt swear, doesnt get angry, doesnt exist.</p><p>The sooner you fall behind, the more time youll have to catch up.</p><p>The word umbrella was going to be just brella but the inventor of the word hesitated.</p><p>There are two parts of my brain - left and right. In the left side, theres nothing right. And in the right side, theres nothing left.</p><p>Three of my favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.</p><p>A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.</p><p>When I was young, I felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was born.</p><p>Women should not have children after 35 - 35 children are enough!</p><p>You come from dust. You will return to dust. Thats why I dont dust. It could be someone I know.</p><p>You have to stay in shape.</p>...9798885266499_Crest Publications Grouplibro_electonico_e04d03d2-44f1-3fc4-a34b-3febd6fd2f27_9798885266499;9798885266499_9798885266499InglésMéxicohttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/ingram30-epub-46c5fd9e-cbe7-472b-bcca-97cc168f74ee.epub2022-11-25T00:00:00+00:00Crest Publications Group