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6414161Were Just Like You, Only Prettierhttps://www.gandhi.com.mx/were-just-like-you--only-prettier-9781429908252/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/3322724/aeb2574c-064f-4d06-a972-972bff189106.jpg?v=638599856467800000148164MXNSt. Martins Publishing GroupInStock/Ebooks/<p>"On the short drive to the preschool,<br />I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and<br />toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old.<br />Sometimes Ill even unwrap one for myself.<br />Studies have shown that its very important<br />for familes to eat together. . . . "</p><p>Why couldnt the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You cant shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.</p><p>What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When Daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again.</p><p>What is the Southern womans opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on! Weve got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on.</p><p>Want to become honest-to-Jesus white trash? Spend two weeks salary on hair extensions and pancake makeup for your three-year-old so she can win a five-dollar trophy in the Wee Tiny Miss pageant and the adoration of, well, nobody much.</p><p>What does the Southern woman think of Paul McCartneys marriage to a model thirty years younger? Were not surprised. Statistically speaking, its almost impossible for billionaires to discover that their soulmates are fifty-five and restocking the shampoo end caps at Kmart.</p><p>In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling <em>Bless Your Heart, Tramp</em>, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the south she loves, the land of "Mama and thems," "precious and dahlin," and mommies who mow. Yall come back now, you hear.</p>...3035013Were Just Like You, Only Prettier148164https://www.gandhi.com.mx/were-just-like-you--only-prettier-9781429908252/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/3322724/aeb2574c-064f-4d06-a972-972bff189106.jpg?v=638599856467800000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20109781429908252_W3siaWQiOiIyZDBjNTY3YS0yMGVjLTQ0NmYtYTczYi02ODk5NmU1MDRmZTMiLCJsaXN0UHJpY2UiOjM2MCwiZGlzY291bnQiOjEwMSwic2VsbGluZ1ByaWNlIjoyNTksImluY2x1ZGVzVGF4Ijp0cnVlLCJwcmljZVR5cGUiOiJXaG9sZXNhbGUiLCJjdXJyZW5jeSI6Ik1YTiIsImZyb20iOiIyMDI1LTAxLTI0VDE5OjAwOjAwWiIsInJlZ2lvbiI6Ik1YIiwiaXNQcmVvcmRlciI6ZmFsc2V9XQ==9781429908252_<p>"On the short drive to the preschool,<br />I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and<br />toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old.<br />Sometimes Ill even unwrap one for myself.<br />Studies have shown that its very important<br />for familes to eat together. . . . "</p><p>Why couldnt the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You cant shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.</p><p>What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When Daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again.</p><p>What is the Southern womans opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on! Weve got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on.</p><p>Want to become honest-to-Jesus white trash? Spend two weeks salary on hair extensions and pancake makeup for your three-year-old so she can win a five-dollar trophy in the Wee Tiny Miss pageant and the adoration of, well, nobody much.</p><p>What does the Southern woman think of Paul McCartneys marriage to a model thirty years younger? Were not surprised. Statistically speaking, its almost impossible for billionaires to discover that their soulmates are fifty-five and restocking the shampoo end caps at Kmart.</p><p>In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling <em>Bless Your Heart, Tramp</em>, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the south she loves, the land of "Mama and thems," "precious and dahlin," and mommies who mow. Yall come back now, you hear.</p>...9781429908252_St. Martins Publishing Group(*_*)9781429908252_St. Martins Presslibro_electonico_9781429908252_9781429908252Celia RivenbarkInglésMéxico2024-08-06T00:00:00+00:00St. Martins Presshttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/openroadmedia-epub-6efc0371-ac44-4695-b04a-f235c62554f6.epub