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1246350What If the Hokey Pokey Really Is What Its All About?https://www.gandhi.com.mx/what-if-the-hokey-pokey-really-is-what-it-s-all-about-1/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/297378/212b93e9-79a8-40c4-b563-98cb9d195d46.jpg?v=6383341465989700006868MXNRebecca BurkeInStock/Ebooks/<p>"Dear Diary: I am still a virgin, which is not so unusual if youve never had a boyfriend."</p><p>What If the Hokey Pokey Really Is What Its All About? is a mother-daughter road tale from the comic diary of fourteen-year-old Piccolo Poggioli. On a trip stretching from Niagara Falls to Las Vegas, Piccolo and her operatic mother Judy fail at being adventurous and fall out with everyone they meet, from rich slimeball Uncle Spike to their adopted Irish Setter Salsa, who is either autistic or hates their guts.</p><p>Its not only the dog that doesnt warm up to them. Hippie pet therapists, Las Vegas showgirls, ex-game show hosts, and crackpot relatives pose as human roadblocks to happiness on their fractured journey. Filling in the cracks are evil temp agency bosses and lewd truckers. Piccolo longs to go home, but her parents are not quite ready to merge again.</p><p>Early on, Piccolo replaces her diarys cheesy affirmations with her own sarcastic sayings, pet peeves, random factoids, and slogans from bumper stickers and t-shirts. Best discovery in the category of Bathroom Graffiti: What If the Hokey Pokey Really is What Its All About? By the time Piccolo and her mother wash up at the St. Pius X homeless shelter, this slogan has begun to seem downright deep. Ironically, Piccolos love of words and the classic story shes been reading the entire trip, Les Miserables (from the book, not the musical), helps her and her mother find their way back home again.</p>...1236041What If the Hokey Pokey Really Is What Its All About?6868https://www.gandhi.com.mx/what-if-the-hokey-pokey-really-is-what-it-s-all-about-1/phttps://gandhi.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/297378/212b93e9-79a8-40c4-b563-98cb9d195d46.jpg?v=638334146598970000InStockMXN99999DIEbook20119781465897879_W3siaWQiOiIzZjYzMDI0My0yYmI2LTQ4NWMtOTg3Yi1jMWNiZDFjOGNhMmQiLCJsaXN0UHJpY2UiOjY4LCJkaXNjb3VudCI6MCwic2VsbGluZ1ByaWNlIjo2OCwiaW5jbHVkZXNUYXgiOnRydWUsInByaWNlVHlwZSI6IklwcCIsImN1cnJlbmN5IjoiTVhOIiwiZnJvbSI6IjIwMjQtMDUtMTZUMDk6MDA6MDBaIiwicmVnaW9uIjoiTVgiLCJpc1ByZW9yZGVyIjpmYWxzZX1d9781465897879_<p>Dear Diary: I am still a virgin, which is not so unusual if youve never had a boyfriend.</p><p>What If the Hokey Pokey Really Is What Its All About? is a mother-daughter road tale from the comic diary of fourteen-year-old Piccolo Poggioli. On a trip stretching from Niagara Falls to Las Vegas, Piccolo and her operatic mother Judy fail at being adventurous and fall out with everyone they meet, from rich slimeball Uncle Spike to their adopted Irish Setter Salsa, who is either autistic or hates their guts.</p><p>Its not only the dog that doesnt warm up to them. Hippie pet therapists, Las Vegas showgirls, ex-game show hosts, and crackpot relatives pose as human roadblocks to happiness on their fractured journey. Filling in the cracks are evil temp agency bosses and lewd truckers. Piccolo longs to go home, but her parents are not quite ready to merge again.</p><p>Early on, Piccolo replaces her diarys cheesy affirmations with her own sarcastic sayings, pet peeves, random factoids, and slogans from bumper stickers and t-shirts. Best discovery in the category of Bathroom Graffiti: What If the Hokey Pokey Really is What Its All About? By the time Piccolo and her mother wash up at the St. Pius X homeless shelter, this slogan has begun to seem downright deep. Ironically, Piccolos love of words and the classic story shes been reading the entire trip, Les Miserables (from the book, not the musical), helps her and her mother find their way back home again.</p>...(*_*)9781465897879_<p>"Dear Diary: I am still a virgin, which is not so unusual if youve never had a boyfriend."</p><p>What If the Hokey Pokey Really Is What Its All About? is a mother-daughter road tale from the comic diary of fourteen-year-old Piccolo Poggioli. On a trip stretching from Niagara Falls to Las Vegas, Piccolo and her operatic mother Judy fail at being adventurous and fall out with everyone they meet, from rich slimeball Uncle Spike to their adopted Irish Setter Salsa, who is either autistic or hates their guts.</p><p>Its not only the dog that doesnt warm up to them. Hippie pet therapists, Las Vegas showgirls, ex-game show hosts, and crackpot relatives pose as human roadblocks to happiness on their fractured journey. Filling in the cracks are evil temp agency bosses and lewd truckers. Piccolo longs to go home, but her parents are not quite ready to merge again.</p><p>Early on, Piccolo replaces her diarys cheesy affirmations with her own sarcastic sayings, pet peeves, random factoids, and slogans from bumper stickers and t-shirts. Best discovery in the category of Bathroom Graffiti: What If the Hokey Pokey Really is What Its All About? By the time Piccolo and her mother wash up at the St. Pius X homeless shelter, this slogan has begun to seem downright deep. Ironically, Piccolos love of words and the classic story shes been reading the entire trip, Les Miserables (from the book, not the musical), helps her and her mother find their way back home again.</p>...9781465897879_Rebecca Burkelibro_electonico_fca07c82-8eb9-4d86-b088-d9533ccff345_9781465897879;9781465897879_9781465897879Rebecca BurkeInglésMéxicohttps://getbook.kobo.com/koboid-prod-public/smashwords-epub-d8e50125-0e0f-4fd5-b819-4877f570abdf.epub2011-11-22T00:00:00+00:00Rebecca Burke